Poking One Berry Into Another Doesn’t Make A New Berry

May 11, 2018

Berry giant Driscoll’s Instagrammed their newest berry product to great fanfare. Is it a new berry though? The fruit-based snack, called (and hashtagged) #Braspberries, appear to be nothing more than blueberries poked into raspberries. While fans of compulsively satisfying Tumblr Things Fitting Perfectly Into Other Things may rejoice, others are wondering “can’t I stuff my own damn raspberries?”